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This slut is getting ready for her FuckHerRight.com photo shoot…..doesn’t look very happy does she?

That’s because she just finished a photo shoot at a place that wasn’t FuckHerRight.com, and she didn’t get fucked right. One hour from now I guarantee a breathless dazed well-fucked smile on her face.

PinkandPerfect.com tests how clever you are today…what do the names Annie Bonney, Mary Read, and Grace O’Malley (some of history’s famous female pirates) have in common with famous lesbos like Rosie O’Donnell, Gloria Steinem, and Princess Leia?

They are all booty crazed and obsessed with opening up that booty to delve into the treasures inside.

You see the slanty eyes on this FuckHerRight.com chick…I bet she’s Japanese and not only because of her eyes, but because Japanese people have got that whole wacked out vomiting fetish going…

The chick might be hot, but with the wacked out pink eyelids and the avocado green couch they’re fucking on, and the garish 1970’s flowery pillow thing, including the fact that she has no tits…I dunno man, the whole thing would give me vertigo and make me hurl.

When it comes to PinkandPerfect.com sluts like this one, there’s a couple reasons why they’re perfect.

They are always naked, they are always ready for action, and like a proper chick they will make sure to keep your pad like this perfectly clean, even if it means licking the splooge off the couch.