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Whoa…talk about cock, cum and ass crazed sluts taking it to the extreme…this one has the whole freakin package. If you dig nasty anal sluts who dig getting nailed in the ass and then skull fucked while they clean the cocks off…drinking cum out of their own asses mixed with whatever else was in their asses…then this movie is a must-see for you.

I can totally see where the title of this movie comes from, cos other than to specify their gender as chicks there’s no reason for them to even have pussies in this movie. Vaginal Neglect is anal orientation all the way.

Five scenes fucking fill your senses with dick depravity and cum craziness as each of these five sluts shows us that they love getting their booty banged and filled to the rim with huge loads of cum. Then to up the levels of extreme anal appreciation these chicks clean off the cocks with even more zest that they had before the cocks got covered in cum and ass juice. As if that’s not enough, your mind gets further blown by the sheer anal sluttiness when you get to see cum pour out of a well fucked ass and then greedily slurped down!

Vaginal Neglect gets four cocks-up because personally I’m not into neglect and some double penetration action would have made this movie even hotter.

Maybe I just live in a totally social conscious town, or watch too many other tv stations instead of Fox, but all I’ve heard about the last week has been Earth Day. Now don’t get me wrong, I agree the earth is all far-out, hip, groovy and happening…and if I saw Mother Nature I would not hesitate to let her have a taste of my cock before I plowed it into her. What more respect for the earth could anybody expect from me? But I would like to use this porn review as a chance to bring out a movie to remind us that the earth isn’t the only far-out groovy thing to celebrate, and that we can also enjoy the glory of a full moon.

In porn, just like in life, there are two sets of sluts…first you have your cock and pussy and tit loving, ball sucking fuck-me fuck-me basic slut. Then you have the chicks in this movie…which is your basic slut plus the eagerness to take it in every hole as well as getting more than one filled at the same time…the super-sluts around which so many intense splooge sessions for serious jackers revolve.

Three cheers for the chicks in All About Ass 2. Since I’m doing this review as a ‘Moon Day’ review I must say this is the most awesome movie to do it to.

Four scenes to jam out to while you watch these super-sluts in action. They do not hesitate to use these cocks in any way that they can, and go totally crazy loud while they explode in hole filled orgasm after hole filled orgasm until finally they get to show us that their love for cum is equal to their love for cock.

All About Ass 2 highlights ass action at its finest, gets four cocks-up and the recommendation that you don’t forget about the Moon in all the hub-bub about Earth Day, and make sure you get some anal action tonight.

People have accused me of being a racist, but this is highly unfair and I think watching and somewhat enjoying this movie shows how accepting I am. My appreciation for nympho negresses rises just like my cock did during the final rocking scene of this movie, and one day when I own my harem I’m gonna make damn sure to have a few bodacious black bunnies included…see, I’m sexist not racist, just like this movie.

Back in the archaic old days of Mr. Tibbs, it was a hanging offense for black dudes to go nailing what we would now call milf’s. If you ask me it’s a little redundant to hang the hung, but these modern day Millie’s certainly take advantage of the extra meat these well-hung ebony motherfuckers are packing and get jammed like there is no tomorrow blasting your senses with their sheer sluttiness as they get jammed.Then for a polarity switch around in the final scene we have the nymphoid negress I referred to earlier, and even though it’s an interracial movie she also prefers the dark meat when she gets down n nasty.

Chaos In The Jungle gets three cocks-up for decent jackable material and the moral that if you’ve gotta white wife, no matter how much she likes the white meat…one day she will try the dark.

Now like many of you I could say that foot fetishing isn’t my bag baby, but foot fetish or not, unless you’re a fag fetish, this movie, Toe Jam 6 is worth killing time jacking to simply because, even if you don’t have a foot fetish I bet you do have a wet pussy fetish, and fuck, do these sluts ever get hot and turned getting their tender tootsies titillated.

Now if I was a foot fetish freak I would take this movie and edit it because even though the chicks are hot and their sluttiness factor is high…the actual sex itself is not a priority in this movie…like most of the actual intercourse is a cock fucking feet instead of pussy. So I would take some nasty all holes filled, no holes barred slutfest gangbang creampie flick and edit these two movies together so that the hot sluts in Toe Jam 6 could get to be in the fuck film that they rightly deserve to be in, and enjoy whatever foot freakiness I may have going.

Toe Jam 6 gets three cocks-up. It would be a two, but I can never say no to true sluttiness, so they get an extra point.