Portal To Porn

Have you ever gotten your dick caught in your fly?

That’s the problem with mad scientists…their priorities are skewed and they concentrate on the wrong fucking things.

I don’t see a whole hell of a lot of a practical application in shrinking women down to midgy widgy itty bitty bimboids that can’t even suck your cock…but if they all looked like ‘the big-boned’ one before he zapped them, then he’s obviously also created an ugly reversal ray.

This is the type of situation that this guy should have learned to deal with in kindergarten.

I blame tree huggers and eco-freaks and modern disposable society for troubled marriages like this one.

In the good ol’ days when we did our shopping they would give us big ol’ paper bags in case we had big ol’ ugly wives…If this idiot knew about brown-bagging he could just have a good time and appreciate those huge tits.