Portal To Porn

Bunches of old politicians running around stoned out of their minds and naked enjoying an old school Caligula orgy…while this sounds funny, my mind also pictures it and says eww.

This guy is discovering what many of his colleagues already know…that any Republican gathering is sure to have Bush lieing there somewhere.

How can you tell, looking at this picture that the chick has colored hair and is obviously a very very stupid blonde?

Because like most dumb animals that are now extinct, she doesn’t see the writing on the wall telling her that she is obsolete and about to be replaced…evolution rules baby.

Obviously this dude, as well as being blind and incredibly well hung, has some pretty bizarre ideas on how to get around and what to use as a cane…

This is one instance where he’s very lucky…that dog is kinda tripped out but if it had been a cat that saw him, it might have thought ‘oh a new toy!’ with very painful results.

Maybe getting a lid of grass, lighting up and getting super fried and then trying to get into a mercantile frame of mind isn’t such a good idea…

It leads to seeing pictures like this, thinking about how much money people spend on hardcore protein drinks and how, if I got a bunch of guys together and some empty bottles we could make a helluva lot of money.